Beauty Sleep Lover Gifts

"Can you roll it back for nine more minutes?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Contented man and cat sleeping

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Maybe I should get a shopping cart.'

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Broken Alarm Clock.

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"You were snoring."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'