Sleeping Beauty Gifts

Wake up.

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Woman awakes to find her drunk husband has gone to bed with his clothes on and umbrella open.

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'You were mauling in your sleep again.'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"Sleep marching again tonight, dear?"

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Dog Nightmares

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Night-time halo

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Babies vs. Dogs

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

'At lone at last.'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."