Modern Sleeping Beauty Gifts

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'He's working on a lullaby.'

Interpretive napping

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Boring Untold Love Stories. Rip Van Winkle and Sleeping Beauty. ZZZZZZZZ.

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A couple lie in bed

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'And to mark your 50 years oversleeping...'

"your wife insisted we do what we had to do to stop your snoring. And, since she really is rather scary, we were left with no other choice but to remove your face."

'Phew! Hibernation breath!'

Yawn

"The sleeping pills take time to work. Don't expect results overnight."

"This new adjustable mattress really does stop your snoring!"

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

"Sorry I kept you waiting. I had to work extra late."

Woman awakes to find her drunk husband has gone to bed with his clothes on and umbrella open.

"See how much better you look after a good nights sleep."

'Why have you put that pen and notebook there?'

'You were mauling in your sleep again.'

"Despite her initial concerns, in time, Linda grew to appreciate the endearing qualities of Dan's sleep, sashaying."

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

'He gets his best ideas that way.'

Hang the PJ's

"Sleep marching again tonight, dear?"

Monk sleeping with wig on wigstand.

Sleep-Eez Bedding

The Princess and the Pea

Wake up.

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'