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Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"When did men become women?"

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'She's not been the same since she had her nose job.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Letter writing lady.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

'Get me public relations!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"Botox."

Hollywood or bust!

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

Tango

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

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