Beauty Seekers Pillows

Women you changed the world while losing weight.

Vanity Ward - 'Cosmetic surgery.'

'Morag darlin', they've made you look like a hundred dollars!'

"Well botox would help that big wrinkle, then a good quality hand cream, and maybe a manicure?..."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"Hair spray"

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"Botox."

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'Botox.'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

'The old one fell apart.'

'Medium well, please.'

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"This will make the man in your life wonder where you went."

'Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest one of all considering her age?'

The Ugly Plant

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

'Do you have anywhere where they'd think I was good looking.'

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'It's so ironic: I finally win a prize at a raffle and it has to be a free pedicure!'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'It's the least I can do. I don't have enough money to get cloned.'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Primavera (Spring)

"I told you she'd had some work done."

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

"My secretary just made me aware of the necessity of investing in the beauty industry."

Landscape artist

"I heard raising your grandkids can help keep you young. Please tell me there's an easier way."