Environmental Studies Gifts

Mother Nature 101

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"Too much beige."

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"The central reservation is Ralph's natural habitat!"

Real estate company: 'On the contrary, LA does have four seasons - summer, wildfire, winter and mudslide!'

"I'd say pre-war gin, but let's stick to acceptable levels of ethanol in the report."

'You're a saltwater fish, I'm a freshwater fish: We can only play together in the estuary...'

How Glaciations Begin

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Pipe Dream.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Scarcity

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"I love you too, big guy."