Environmental Studies Graduation Gifts

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Pipe Dream.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Scarcity

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Echo Tourism'

The Food Chain

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Where does it all end up?

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bees SOS

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Sea weed harvest.

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

Population rocket