Environmental Scientists Gifts

"What do you recommend for greenhouse gas?"

Post global warming desert island cartoons.

An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

Other Than That Everything's Perfect

Nuclear Fault Line

Bees SOS

Joe Manchin Just Destroyed Joe Biden

"Think of how many healthcare - related jobs we're creating."

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

Bad Air, Flu, Allergies.

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

British Petroleums solution to the oil problem thus far-A bandaid . . .

"Who knew that solar panels are made from chocolate?"

Boris promises 68% emision reduction

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Thinking Gears

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Pipe Dream.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Deforestation.

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

The Environmentalist