Environmental Scientist Gifts

"Someday, son, this will all be yours—and underwater."

' Nuclear power'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Growth vs Sustainability.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

The Silent Highwayman on the Filthy Thames

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

'Bad news... we've run out of unlimited resources.'

"Don't tell me where you put it, just so long as you get rid of it."

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"I tell you I've studied the entire site personally and there is no toxic waste!"

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.

'You forgot the product label.'

'Next time, we should clean up the microwave before it comes to this.'

Eskimo Joe - "honey, you'd better get out here."

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Landfill Site: The Muck Stops Here

Eco-car - "We've put the exhaust on the inside!"

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

"Gentleman, we have a dilemma. Pollution scientists say it'll destroy the ozone - however, Market Research predict it'll sell like hot cakes."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The environmental impact should be minimal. In any event, we can work around it.'

'How long have you been in Waste Management?'

"Ned always naps more soundly when he's selling power back to the grid."

Environmental Scientists in the Wild West.

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

'Oh wow, it's all so beautiful.'

"I kind of regret objecting so strongly to the wind farm they originally had planned."

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

Research Concludes: We are destroying Earth.

What Population Problem?

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'