Environmental Science Gifts

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Unusual weather for June'

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Don't go higher, there's a cold current...'

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

'Look designer pollution.'

Scarcity

Extreme Science

Gary realised he should have taken the job at the Ministry of Arts.

'I told you about the ice.'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"What if you're wrong about the climate getting hotter?"

"What? You're a vegetarian now? Do you hear this, Mabel? Our child wants to be a goddamn plant-eater!"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Conservatives and Wind Farms.

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"Another 12 years and we should be about done."