Earth Sciences Gifts

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

'I'm afraid we'll have to let you go, Ferguson -- you're interfering with the seismograph.'

When geologists argue.

"Looks like the 'Big One' finally hit."

Our Planet

Ground cracking open.

Natural Disasters

Watch out for the blacktop. It's really hot. Not-So-Helpful Hints.

It was entertaining at first, but now history just keeps repeating itself.

Naked Mole Rat

The world at stake...

'But when I said I'd go with you wherever your career too you, I didn't know what a volcanologist was.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Continental Drift will end in disaster when the Arctic collides with the Antarctic and matter collides with anti-matter and explodes.

Seismology Department: good vibrations or bad vibrations.

"An earthquake cracked the building in half. I'd have it fixed, but it's keeping the staff from constantly going to the break room."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

2021

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

At the Museum

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Big Bang Theory.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"