Earth Science Geek Gifts

"That's not a divot so much as a major geologic event."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Alien David statue

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Dr. Roo.

"Take me to your Larder!"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Jurassic Pork

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"