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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Alien David statue

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Take me to your Larder!"

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Jurassic Pork

The High Line at Giza

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"