Earth Scientist Gifts

Modest to a fault.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'Are you paying attention Eurasia?' 'Sorry, I was drifting.'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Facial hair continental drift.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Pipe Dream.

North Pole

Deforestation.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Natural Disasters

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Polluted geese

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Head over Hooves

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."