Earth Scientist Pillows

Modest to a fault.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'Are you paying attention Eurasia?' 'Sorry, I was drifting.'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Facial hair continental drift.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Pipe Dream.

North Pole

Deforestation.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Natural Disasters

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Polluted geese

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Head over Hooves

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."