Geoscientist Pillows

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Deforestation.

Natural Disasters

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Interdisciplinary studies.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Head over Hooves

Scientists are sexy

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Admit it, we're lost."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

Trump leaving

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Global Warmer 2000.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Cosmonaut

Water is discovered on the moon....

Rock - see you in a million years!

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

The sea 2050.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.