Geoscientist Pillows

'Okay! Okay! Maybe we do have a global warming problem.'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Deforestation.

Natural Disasters

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Interdisciplinary studies.

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Head over Hooves

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Scientists are sexy

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Global Warmer 2000.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Trump leaving

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Water is discovered on the moon....

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Rock - see you in a million years!

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Cosmonaut

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

The sea 2050.