Facial hair continental drift.
Earth Science Addict Gifts
Looking for a playful way to honor the Earth science enthusiast in your life? Our collection features clever designs for those captivated by geology, meteorology, and the marvels of our planet. Whether they're a university student, a seasoned researcher, or simply a curious soul, find a gift that speaks to their fascination with Earth's wonders. Brighten their day with items that mix science, humor, and personality, making their passion for Earth science even more special.
'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'
Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.
Deforestation.
Natural Disasters
"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"
Global Warmer 2000.
"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."
Trump leaving
The Tectonics and Their Plates.
Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.
The sea 2050.
How Glaciations Begin
Naked Mole Rat
"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'
Stratigraphy
Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!
Global Warming.
'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'
"…And just what do you think you're going to do with your silly death ray once you've finished it?!"
It's an experiment.
'Catch this!'
'That kid! He forgot it again!'
The Bride of Finkelstein!
Frankenstein egg.
"OSHA is going to hear about this!"
Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.
'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'
"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"
She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?
"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"
Frankenfish
'You know creativity involves a high tolerance for failure, don't you?'
'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'
Saving earth.
Earth Science Addict Gifts Collection
Earth Science Addict Mugs
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Earth Science Addict Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows adorned with Earth science motifs—ideal for adding personality to any space and celebrating your love for the planet.
Earth Science Addict Prints
Browse our artistic prints showcasing Earth's geology and weather phenomena, perfect for decorating walls with a scientific flair.
Earth Science Addict T-Shirts
Check out our collection of Earth science-themed t-shirts—perfect for geoscientists and planet lovers who like to wear their passion.