Environmental Science Pillows

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

"It's absurd to think it won't get warm enough to colonize. That would require them to work together."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Unusual weather for June'

"When did the Fergusons start hydrofracking?"

"Looks like acid."

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

'Should we upgrade the levees or just go hydroponic?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'I'm calling maintenance to tell them about the leak in the ceiling. The acid rain is neutralizing our basic research.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

Gary realised he should have taken the job at the Ministry of Arts.

Extreme Science

Scarcity

"And that is why GMO's are bad."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

'Look designer pollution.'

Uncle Sam argues about pollution with China.

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

'Don't go higher, there's a cold current...'

'I told you about the ice.'

'Triple your money back! 100% effective against pesticide resistant insects! Guaranteed!

"What if you're wrong about the climate getting hotter?"

"What? You're a vegetarian now? Do you hear this, Mabel? Our child wants to be a goddamn plant-eater!"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Conservatives and Wind Farms.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Oil on Mars.

The Proctolosaur