Environmental Researcher Pillows

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

Extreme Science

"Not that there's much choice up here, but how would you like to go: Polar bear attack, freezing to death or choking on a piece of blubber?"

'I intend to burn the midnight oil finding ways to cut back on our carbon footprint, Simpkins...'

'They say no two specks of soot are alike.'

Genetically Modified Food Research Institute

Monitoring the Air Quality

Corn Price Denialism

Hurricane Season

"Worrying news on the climate change data."

"Do you think we should have the barometer extended?"

COP26

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Humans...What is their purpose?

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Pipe Dream.

Deforestation.

The Environmentalist

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Natural Disasters