Environmental Researcher T-Shirts

"My God! There are traces of tuna fish in this shipment of mercury."

Extreme Science

"Not that there's much choice up here, but how would you like to go: Polar bear attack, freezing to death or choking on a piece of blubber?"

'I intend to burn the midnight oil finding ways to cut back on our carbon footprint, Simpkins...'

'They say no two specks of soot are alike.'

Genetically Modified Food Research Institute

Hurricane Season

"Worrying news on the climate change data."

"Do you think we should have the barometer extended?"

COP26

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Humans...What is their purpose?

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

North Pole

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Pipe Dream.

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

The Environmentalist

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Natural Disasters

But is it organic?

Polluted geese

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."