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Mother Nature 101

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"Too much beige."

I didn't know there even was a renewable energy degree. Congrats.

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"The central reservation is Ralph's natural habitat!"

Real estate company: 'On the contrary, LA does have four seasons - summer, wildfire, winter and mudslide!'

"I'd say pre-war gin, but let's stick to acceptable levels of ethanol in the report."

'You're a saltwater fish, I'm a freshwater fish: We can only play together in the estuary...'

How Glaciations Begin

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Pipe Dream.

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Scarcity