Environment Analyst T-Shirts

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Pipe Dream.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

The interested bystanders.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Where does it all end up?

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bees SOS

Water company bonus.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Sea weed harvest.

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.