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Pipeline Backers Hang On

'Don't tell anyone that we're heating the entire building with pink slips.'

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

The US pulls the plug on the Paris climate scam.

"He's our new executive in charge of the firm's environmental policy."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Budget

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."

social services cuts

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"The Nominees"

The Problem with World Population Growth

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'The Federal Government today authorized a ten-year study of all its five-year studies.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"Look at all of the happy Nebraskans returning to work now that I've cut their federal covid unemployment benefits."

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.