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"The Nominees"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

City Windfarms.

COP29

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

The spend is high

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

Crime Scene

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Afghanistan: A rock and a hard place.

The Filibuster.

It's Not How Long It Takes, It's How Big It Is

"How about you? Were you 'locally raised'?"

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

'Why have you taken 50% of my investment?'

"Go forth and multiply under the constraint of sustainability within Nature's framework? What the heck is THAT supposed to mean?"

"Oh God, an ozone hole made in China!"

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances.

Who sets the budget?

'The greenest government ever?'

Human population Train.

'I can't win - I double taxes to fund National Health Care, and now everybody's starving to death!'

"I feel much better now we're only watching environmentally friendly shows on the tele."

'I'm getting the paper, The governor has developed a plan to reduce gasoline usage by twenty percent.'

"We need to clear the air. I mean, just between us, of course."