Environment Analyst Gifts

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Pipe Dream.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The interested bystanders.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

Where does it all end up?

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bees SOS

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Water company bonus.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Sea weed harvest.