Field Studies Pillows

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'The circle is complete!'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

Pull the udder one

How Glaciations Begin

Penguin

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Job Safety - Hardhat.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Megabyte Information Processing Center.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

Clandestine cows.

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

The hummingbird's hum.

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

"I figure the odds of you being the smartest girl in the class for three years in a row are practically zero."

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."