Outdoor Work T-Shirts

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

Timber!

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

The Farmer

Dunmowin

"This job blows."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Head Gardener

"A splinter! Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"The key, son, is deciding where to dump the snow. You don’t want to move all this snow twice. Son ... ?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"No no, I said sit!!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.