Oil Field Work T-Shirts

Safety is NO accident!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Take me to your leader. . .

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Keystone XL

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Who is to blame?'

Camel In The Tent

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Energy trap.

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"Woo-hoo!"