Field Researcher T-Shirts

Lady studying chimps, chimp studying lady.

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

"The economy's terrible. I can't find anything in my field." "What field are you in?"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

2021

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Fear/Knowledge

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'The circle is complete!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Burning the midnight oil.

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Meet the scribe"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."