Radio Operator Pillows

"E...I...E...I...O."

'I repeat: Charlie, Golf, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu, Romeo, Juilet, Whiskey, Kilo...'

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

"Sir, we've intercepted a transmission regarding a large shipment of eggs, but it's scrambled."

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

Ohm sweet Ohm

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"I see the downsizing continues."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Oh...Hi Bob, listen buddy, I'm in a meeting right now, I'll Caw you back."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"I'm away from my desk or on another line. Please leave a message at the sound of my impersonation of a beep."

Thermidor Dali

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

Coastguard

'Don't call us, we'll call you, inc,'

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

Control Center. A satellite is falling! Tell NASA to divert it so it doesn't hit North Africa. Good golly, Miss Mali!

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

'Your call is very important to us, so please continue to hold.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

Rescue Guide