Radio Operation Pillows

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Pre-Television Man Caves

Non Thought For The Day.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Glenn Beck?'

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm Bored'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'You see Mum, I've modified your FM-radio to be powered straight from the electric fence...'

Media Darling.