Orderly Oracle Gifts

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Raptures

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Wikipedia...

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

The Authentic Christmas.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

The Complete Cycle.

Hipster Police Department

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"Is that what you're wearing?"

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Madame Irma: sait tout, voit tout. Lit l'avenir dans le big data.

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

Ways to handle difficult patients.

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

Yes, it does look refreshing

"I think you are meant to delegate"

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room