Orderly Oracle Mugs

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Raptures

'It's my company, I'll decide whether I want to go to the partner's meeting or not.'

Wikipedia...

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I know you think this sort of thing is nonsense sir, and I hate to prove you wrong. But according to my crystal ball, you're not going to give me the raise I'm about to ask for."

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

The Authentic Christmas.

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

Hipster Police Department

The Complete Cycle.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

"Is that what you're wearing?"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Madame Irma: sait tout, voit tout. Lit l'avenir dans le big data.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'What's the odds on Cheltenham going ahead?'

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

"I think you are meant to delegate"