Orderly Mind Gifts

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Desert Island Raking

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

You can keep your surroundings clean and well-organized, but that won't stop life from sometimes getting very messy.

Method/Madness

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

Yes, it does look refreshing

'Things couldn't be better.'

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King penguins

"You are so organized!"

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

You can't come out...

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'