Orderly Mind Gifts

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Desert Island Raking

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

The File Room at the Chaos Theory & Entropy Institute.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

Method/Madness

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

'Things couldn't be better.'

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

"You are so organized!"

'The first thing I do every morning is arrange all my thoughts in alphabetical order.'

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

You can't come out...

"This family is way too functional."