Orderliness Gifts

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Let's get organized

Desert Island Raking

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

Biofelineism

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Raptures

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Wash your hands

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'