Orderlies Gifts

'He's finished his soup but won't eat his bread poultice.'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

The Complete Cycle.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Desert Island Raking

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"Tidy Tim."

Method/Madness

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

'That's it, I'm leaving: The new owners are keeping the house way too clean and tidy...'

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."