Orderlies T-Shirts

'He's finished his soup but won't eat his bread poultice.'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

Raptures

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

The Complete Cycle.

Desert Island Raking

'Before a big presentation like this, it's imperative to have all your meds in a row.'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

Ways to handle difficult patients.

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

Yes, it does look refreshing

Method/Madness

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"Tidy Tim."

'You should learn how to type! When you ordered 10 pizzas, you accidently added four zeros. A semi truck should arrive any time now.'

A 'Good Luck' horseshoe hangs over the hospital operating room

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"You'll like this aide's dry sense of humor...real bedpan delivery."

"NURSE! Are you taking the piss?"

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

Cartoon showing a man wrapped in a web, stuck to a wall. His wife is saying: "What have I told you about antagonising the house spider?"

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King penguins

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Come back, sir! "Leave room for cream" was a question, not directions.