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"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'How is the water prepared?'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

Monk Prompt

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'...and this is the Mess.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

When the traditional and contemporary services overlap.

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

Priest

The Complete Cycle.

Clerical Training Course - 'Gentlemen, we are here to practise what we preach.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

Church Hymn

Continental marshal

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