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"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.

The Official Covid-19 Diet

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

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Internet Name Tags.

"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

"Ah, sweatpants."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

Drones

I just bought a new Kindle Voyage. It's much better than my Kindle Paperwhite. Blasphemy, little buddy. A real man lugs around a paperback that he's milled from a fallen Redwood that he lifted off of a baby deer, before reuniting the fawn with its mother. I bought if off of Amazon. I didn't even use "one-click." I used the shopping cart and chose all the options manually. Almost as impressive. I keep it old-school.

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

Internet Addict Anonymous

Amazon Delivery to a Nest

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."