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e-procurement

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Terms and conditions

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

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"I'm just checking eBay to see if there's any movement on that new liver you need."

Internet Name Tags.

Drones

"I'm developing an app that solves the problem of not being able to buy things slightly more conveniently."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

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