Ordering Aficionado T-Shirts

'Yes, it's me again.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

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"....and hold the garlic."

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"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

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'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Long Corkscrew

"You call this ice?"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'