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'The chef will be so pleased! — he thought he'd never unload that meatloaf!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"You call this ice?"

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'How's the curry?'

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"Yes I know I ordered fresh crab but..."

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"Careful. Plates are hot, cold and just right."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

" and my husband will have..."

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

'I can lick any man in the house!'

"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

"What goes with fish and bad conversation?"

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

'Don't be upset, the wine is off anyway.'

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

"Moo goo gai pan looks good."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Gypsy music may not be your forte, Nigel, but there was no need to keep heckling him!'

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'