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"And this is another reason why we don't order parts over the phone."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Children and technolohgy

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Phone Mittens

...the onion rings

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

Phone generation.

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"Oh, hello darling..."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"