Telephone Order Aficionado Pillows

"And this is another reason why we don't order parts over the phone."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Phone Mittens

Children and technolohgy

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

...the onion rings

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

Phone generation.

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

"Oh, hello darling..."