Order's Up Aficionado Mugs

'The chef will be so pleased! — he thought he'd never unload that meatloaf!'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"You call this ice?"

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Our Fettuccine is eaten with spoon and fork. Angle Hair gets a comb and scissors."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"Yes I know I ordered fresh crab but..."

'How's the curry?'

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

"Careful. Plates are hot, cold and just right."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Little Miss Muffet Does Lunch

" and my husband will have..."

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

'Boy, when they say one trip salad bar, they MEAN one trip salad bar!'

"You'll know when I've had enough. You'll have to wipe up the mess."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Who ordered the mushy peas?

Tepid Beer - Going out of Beer.

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

'Don't be upset, the wine is off anyway.'

'Gypsy music may not be your forte, Nigel, but there was no need to keep heckling him!'

"What goes with fish and bad conversation?"

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'I can lick any man in the house!'

"Moo goo gai pan looks good."