Order Enthusiasts Mugs

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Internet Name Tags.

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"But is it..?"

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Internet Addict Anonymous

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

'I don't examine. I'm into theoretical medicine.'

WPC

"The closet looks great. Can your organize our finances?"

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

'I and my Blog'

The Art Critic

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."

Man with a big question

Basic Grocery order desk: 'meat...potatoes'.

Internet taking money from a man's pocket