Order Enthusiasts Gifts

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Internet Name Tags.

"But is it..?"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

"Do you have a menu sorted by relevance, average customer review, and price low to high?"

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

Two men fight with Law and Order signs.

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'Ah, you must be the cleaner. I'm the dirtier.'

Man with a big question

'I and my Blog'

Basic Grocery order desk: 'meat...potatoes'.

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

"The closet looks great. Can your organize our finances?"

"I had a dream last night. It inspired me to paint."

WPC

'I don't examine. I'm into theoretical medicine.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."