Ordering Aficionado Gifts

'Yes, it's me again.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

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Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"....and hold the garlic."

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'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"This is a big wine. I recommend you order some big food."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

Long Corkscrew

"Ah — excellent catsup."

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.