Drink Order Aficionado Gifts

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Happy Hour

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Shaken not stirred

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'The King of what?'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"They grow up so fast."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Whiskey wars