Mail-order Aficionado Gifts

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Letter Collecting Nerd

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"As a cub I got fed up with circus life, so I took a job in the mail room."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

'Here's the junk mail.'

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Junk Mail

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

A postal worker opens a bag of air mail.

'It's unto thee.'

Postes Modernes

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Mail pigeons, spam raven.