Mail-order Enthusiast Gifts

'Who ordered all this stuff from the fishing catalog?'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Santa called but you were out!

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

'Grrrr....'

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Junk Mail

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Postes Modernes

'It's unto thee.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Mail pigeons, spam raven.