Mail-order Enthusiast Gifts

'Who ordered all this stuff from the fishing catalog?'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

"Mail's here."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Santa called but you were out!

'Grrrr....'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Hired! You're just what we need in our budget office!"

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

'Here's the junk mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

"I used to bark at the mailman. Now I just write a blog about him!"

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'He makes the deliveries other mailmen are afraid to make.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Junk Mail

'I'm too tired to listen to a story tonight, mom. Just e-mail something and I'll read it tomorrow.'

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'The check is in the mail...'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

'Slow Connection'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"I wonder if that treat the mailman is leaving me tastes better than he does."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter